April 30, 2009

What's next? Donut rain?

Wow! The Hawks had a great draft, picked up another 1st rounder for 2010, nabbed Ken Lucas and Justin Griffith, and managed to lock up Leroy Hill with a long-term deal. Nice week, huh? But here's some ways it could get better:

-The astonishing return of Jim Brown (as Seattle's starting RB)
-Tim Ruskell finds cure for Swine Flu
-NFL issues public apologies for Testaverde's Phantom TD, stopping the clock in the Ravens game back in '03, and Super Bowl XL
-1976 throwback unis for the Hawks/Bucs game this fall.. Both teams! Blue v. Pumpkin Orange!
-Qwest Field house band? Zep. From 1975. Kidnapped by Paul Allen and brought to the present with the time machine he had built underneath the EMP.

All in all, the Hawks just won April. Now let's translate that to some wins in January and February, dig?

April 26, 2009

Ladies love cool P.A.


You'd think Paul Allen would be able to afford an entire shirt for the young lady, no?

April 25, 2009

Suck Broncos, Suck!

After trading for Denver's 2010 First Rounder, I think I can speak for all of Seahawks Nation when I say I hope Neckbeard leads the Donkeys to a gloriously disastrous 2009 season.

Would 1-15 be too much to hope for? Probably, but we can dream.

It's Curry!

I love this pick. Well played, Ruskell. Well played.