Off-Topic: Go Jump on a Dull Butcher Knife, Helzberg Diamonds...

I'm not saying that I create hand-made cards for my wife, but Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket... That ad is insulting to men, women... hell, maybe even to Replicants. The message: Hey, broham... you're not that touchy-feely doucher! Just buy your lady some diamonds, because you're too block-headed, insensitive and lazy to actually know what that crazy bitch might want!

Give me a frakking break.