January 24, 2008

Good News, Everyone!

What's that? I can watch a replay of Super Bowl XL Friday morning at 9 am Pacific time on NFL Network? That's great news, but I'll have to tivo it, since I already have plans to do other things I also greatly enjoy:

-Watching footage of my wife's C-section

-Reading freshman year journal entries from when my first love rejected me

-Eating food that gives me violent ass-plosions

-Jerking off while wearing Tater Mitts

Oh. Goody.

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