January 25, 2008
New Seahawks Assistant Vows to Improve O-Line, Kill Mozart
The Hawks have hired Mike Solari as their new offensive line coach, and while I'd love to spout off about this, I don't know fuck-all about the dude. The good news is he's been in KC for over a decade, gobbling BBQ ribs and constructing a pretty solid running game. So, not knowing anything else it looks like a good hire by Megabucks McNerdlington.
The cheap Amadeus joke I made in the title also gives me an excuse to show you this classic Mr. show sketch:
May the Seahawks never again be haunted by the grim spectre of mediocrity.. especially if he's riding one of those old-timey bikes.