Sorry, everyone... I just couldn't resist.
On the serious tip, no one knows what actually happened besides Roethlisberger and his accuser. It will be up to a jury to decide who/what to believe (or it might be up to the lawyers to hash out a settlement). If Big Ben actually did what he is accused of, he should do serious time in a pound-me-in-the-ass prison (which leads to one of the big questions... why were no criminal charges filed?). If his accuser is just making shit up, she deserves severe punishment.. We probably will never know the whole truth, but I do know this:
I have no problem watching Steelers fans squirm. Buncha Yinzer asswedges.