2-2-CHI 42 (10:31) 30-J.Forsett right tackle to CHI 21 for 21 yards (45-L.Peters).
1-10-CHI 10 (5:28) 30-J.Forsett left tackle for 10 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
1-10-SEA 18 (2:46) 30-J.Forsett right tackle pushed ob at SEA 32 for 14 yards (59-R.Wilson).
1-10-SEA 13 (14:54) 30-J.Forsett left tackle pushed ob at 50 for 37 yards (21-C.Graham).
1-10-CHI 36 (13:47) 30-J.Forsett left end pushed ob at CHI 21 for 15 yards (59-R.Wilson).
..and so on.
So I am dubbing him Young Nastyman (or YN), in honor of the Tenacious D anthem below:
Seriously, not having actually SEEN the game, if you told me that YN moved down field via levitation, or could kill a yak with mind bullets, or could slice a hydra's many throats with a broadsword, I WOULDN'T DOUBT YOU FOR AN INSTANT.
261 all-purpose yards? Seriously??? DAMN.
Welcome to the age of Young Nastyman. Nothing will ever be the same.
UPDATE: I call fucking bullshit on this... ESPN just showed the "highlights" from the game and there was NO MENTION of Young Nastyman.. Just blather about Chicago's two shitty-as-fuck QBs. Fucking Bristol Assfuckers.
UPDATE 2: Here's YN's highlight package on NFL.com
UPDATE 3: Here's NFL.com's highlight package for the entire game