Here's the contenders...
-Max Guevara (Jessica Alba) in Dark Angel
Pros: Is very hot, kicks a lot of ass. Would look great wearing nothing but a Hasselbeck jersey.
Cons: In the show, the US circa 2019 has been plunged into chaos by an electromagnetic pulse. I kinda doubt the Seahawks still exist at that point.
-Gordon Freeman from the Half-Life games
Pros: Kills aliens and other living things with a crowbar,
Cons: Never talks in the game; might not be very useful as a "12th man"
-Lloyd Dobler (John Cusack) in Say Anything
Pros: Is able to score with Ione Skye, doesn't want to sell anything bought or processed, plans to be a kickboxer for a living.
Cons: Would rather follow his GF to England than stick around for football season. Douche.
-David Lightman (Matthew Broderick) in WarGames
Pros: Sweet computer hacking skills, breaks out of NORAD
Cons: Ordered a simulated nuclear strike on Seattle, didn't hack Tecmo Bowl to get rid of Seattle's pink uniforms (yes, I know Tecmo Bowl didn't come out until 1987, but he could have found a way).
-FBI Special Agent Dale B. Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) from Twin Peaks
Pros: Has backward-talking midget dreams, is actually revealed to be a Seahawks fan in a 1990 MNF promo.
Cons: Didn't ever hook up with Audrey Horne (damn.. Sherilyn Fenn was hot back then).
What do y'all think? Did I miss any good ones?