The main mission of this blog is pretty simple, really. I try to seek out and destroy idiocy directed at the Seattle Seahawks, either from outsiders or from so-called "fans" who spew nothing but negativity and despair.
You know this type of fan, and if you're here with me, you probably can't stand them either. The type that booed Hasselbeck last season. The type that always assumes the worst. The type that has a knee-jerk negative reaction to any type of Seahawks news. If these Eyores won the lotto, they'd complain about the taxes they have to pay on the winnings. Then there's the asstards who refer to Ruskell as "Timmay." Jesus. The front office and coaches aren't above criticism, but I do think they deserve the benefit of the doubt given the team's recent history, don't you?
I started out over on Seahawks.net, and I eventually got booted/left because I just couldn't stand the negativity. Far too many Seahawks sites are still festooned with commenters who see the bottle of Jones Soda as half empty ALL THE TIME. I don't ever want DKSB to get like that, which is one reason why I moderate the comments section here.
In addition to the negativity, there's also a subset of fans who shy away from boasting about being a Seahawk fan, who fail to defend the team when attacked by outsiders, and think the football gods will smite them if they publicly state that anything good will happen to this team.
Fuck that noise, I say! I am a Twelve! I believe in this team! I believe that they are going to rise up and take back this division, and the rest of the NFL had better be on notice that Seattle Aint Bullshittin'. If you are one of these Negative Creeps, you can ply your oozing black despair elsewhere.
Who is with me?