"You're still not as good as me, you overrated asswedge."
This is where I'm supposed to magnanimously wax poetic about the career of Brett Favre, right? Pffft. Fuck that guy. My only regret is that we'll probably have to put up with him as an announcer from here on out and suffer through days of masturbatory reflections on his overlong and overrated career.
First of all, I know he's racked up all these passing records, but he's also pulled these tricks off:
-SIX interceptions in a 2001 playoff game at STL
-That astoundingly stupid interception he tossed in OT at Philly in the 2003 Playoffs
-An even STUPIDER interception in OT of this year's NFC title game v. NYG
Oh, but I'm supposed to forgive him because he was "just trying to make a play," right? Fuck that noise. In fact, I'd rank ALL of these QBs above him on my all-time list:
1. Joe Montana
2. Dan Marino
3. John Elway
4. Payton Manning
5. Tom Brady
6. John Unitas
7. Terry Bradshaw
8. Roger Staubach
9. Steve Young
10. Troy Aikman
Suck on that Favre... You're not even in the top ten, you pill-popping douche.
The fucked thing is this: Green Bay has only won three playoff games since 1998, and two were against the Seahawks. Fuck!
I can't wait to watch us make Aaron Rodgers our bitch at Qwest next fall...